Anti SGM Blitching getting attention?

Excited by the apparent newfound (at at least apparent growing) interest in their brilliantly contructed whinings and slaggings, (slander has been thrown around a lot, I'm thinking slander + Blogging) the two sites SGMsurvivors and spiritualtyranny are now posting their numbers of hits on their sites. At least one is, i'm not sure if the other is posting them, at least both are congradulating themselves on their growing popularity. I envision a schedule of respected members taking turns holding down the "refresh" button for hours at a time.
In other news, this blog, while only in existence for a mere 48 hours has had 1.9 million hits in the last 7 minutes alone. Our voice is being heard! Our influence is growing.

With a quick perusal, as well as deep research into the archives of both sites, it's apparent that several SGM pastors must have at some point, hunted, shot and killed the firstborn child of each member that post on these sites. This is based on the vileness of accusations and anger found in between the lines of every post and comment. (heck, screw "inbetween the lines, it's everywhere) I'm predicting a coup d'etat of a SGM church to happen in the near future. Every pastor will be asked for his resignation. While precedent for holding a church hostage isn't necessarily found in real scripture, we're still waiting for the official sgmsurvivors.com Bible to be added to the online store (No joke, they actually have an online store) complete with revisions, additions, and removal of any verses condemning their actions. This is OK because the original Bible apparently didn't account for the fact that they have been sinned against. Or at the very least it didn't account for them being offended. It too bad God didn't account for this sudden turn of events. Imagine: People sinning. Freaking. Unfathomable.

Also, should anyone care to know, both sites are keeping a public record of offenses. This is especially comforting because it's obvious the people on these sites are quick to forgive offense and are prone to overlook offenses. This archiving of sin will make sure that no one could possibly forget what has happened to each and everyone of them.
Instead of keeping a running tally of offences we have decided to keep a running tally of Biblical practices, nice things said, and general positive things posted about SGM.

SGMsurvivors.com - Still wading through the sheer volume of blitching.
Spiritualtyranny.com - Hell called, the snowball melted.

*frowns*

I'm sure it's in there somewhere.

We here at Anti SGM Satire Inc, are encouraged by the aforementioned web blogs' example in this: Now that we have our own blog in which we can post whatever we want, our voice is now important. Who gives a crap what we post here or if it's even true. We blog, therefore we matter. And what we have to say has importance.
(As this is being written, the editor is sticking her head out the window and yelling "Validate Me!")
I'm sure every SGM pastor has those sites bookmarked and check them everyday fearful that their name may creep up. Lord knows they have nothing else better to do, such as deal with future SGMsurvivors.com members in their offices. "You want to talk about MY sin!? What about YOUR sin." Brilliant comeback. It's not like your Pastor is responsible to God for your spiritual care or anything. Or was that accountable to how YOU think you should be lead? I forget what the Bible says. Seeing as how "your heart is good and, Pure above all things, you can trust it" i'm thinking you should shake your fist at your pastor now and go your own way. Who needs a Church to help you grow anyways? Can you imagine if thats how God choose to help you become more like Him?! *Snort* A sinful, imperfect Pastor used by God?! See this is why Paul was so effective, after years and years of being a perfect Godly man, God saw it fit to use him to preach the gospel. See, we earn God favor. And we earn the right for Him to use us. Not just anyone can be used by God, you gotta work at it.

Just hit the 2 and a half million hits mark. Wow. We have been Validated. We are a contender. We matter. And what we post here, is important.