Censored?

Over here at the Anti Sovereign Grace Ministries Satire corporate headquarters we held a meeting earlier today about why our two sister sites:
sgmsurvivors.com
spiritualtyranny.com

are not allowing us to make comments or promote our new blog.

There's only one reason why they would restrict an organization such as ours from commenting.

We must have hit a raw nerve. We heard that the leaders of our two sister sites sent out emails telling their members not to visit our blog or read any of it's contents. *snicker*

Also we went back into the archives of sgmsurvivors.com and found a comment posted by a (now) former member who felt convicted about the gossip concerning SGM he had posted in the past. The interesting part was the ridicule he experienced afterward about his public apology. He was quickly eaten alive with strongly worded comments and posts. We're sure God will deal more harshly with him later. It's a good thing sgmsurvivors beat the crap out of him with their words. That'll teach him never to repent of his sin again.

The highlight of my day is spent reading Eric Cartman vomiting new big words he learned on dictionary.com's "word of the day" in an effort to distract his followers from realizing he's a bitter person without a cause. He doesn't even get to be a rebel without a cause. (a bibbel? Bitter + Rebel?) John Immel, you are so utterly bitter it's frightening. I hope you are nowhere near our town, for your bitterness is predicted by NASA as the next causation of a black hole. Not even light can escape your bitter tirade and jumble of letters and symbols meant to prove your point. Way to spread darkness and dissention and crap all over the world man. That being said, we are done with your blog. Spiritualtyranny.com is dead to us. You have nothing intelligent to say, you have nothing positive to post about; your bitterness is like crunching rocks between one's teeth. Your slander is so positively one sided and verifiably wrong on every level it's just a given that you'll lie and assume the worst. And your horse beaten slogan of "SGM is responsible for every bad thing in my life" bores us to tears. It's only a matter of time before you find another church or group to bitch about. Hope that goes well for ya.

Having a blog is fun. You can say whatever you want!

In the office here we have a growing list of people that stop by our sister sites and are so completely blown away by the venomous bile that leaps off the computer screen and infects you with the black plague in a matter of miliseconds, that they are compelled to go attend a SGM church to see what the fuss is. We now know that 50 people, single/married/elderly have begun regularly attending a SGM church because of Spiritualtyranny.com and sgmsurvivors.com.

Believe us, the irony and humor are not lost.